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Postby the drunken fisher on Mon May 26, 2008 12:37 pm

dont talk to people here this is cn jokes thread ( there is a chat room)

CN eats ceral without milk...
just because your drunk dosent mean you cant hunt and drive at the same time, now thats multi-tasking.
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Postby Saved0ne on Mon May 26, 2008 3:03 pm

that was gay...

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Postby the drunken fisher on Mon May 26, 2008 6:46 pm

when CN playes vidio games he is allways in GOD mode (i just thought of that, good for the sight.
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Postby arkman93 on Tue May 27, 2008 6:30 pm

the name of CHUCK NORRIS must be in all caps(im talkin holding down shift not caps lock)
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Postby the drunken fisher on Tue May 27, 2008 7:12 pm

(what)

CN can karate kick buldings in half
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Postby ninjedi on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:51 pm

any chick with crooked teeth gave CN a french kiss
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Postby vilheilm on Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:26 pm

since CN can do anything, he can fly, which makes him superior to you
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Postby MedPak on Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:54 pm

metal was invented after someone hearing chuck norris's battle cry
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Postby fallingstar on Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:22 pm

i can fly to will. like a plane.

and thats funny medpak..
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Postby Ammopak on Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:41 pm

chuck norris can eat cocnuts whole
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Postby vilheilm on Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:17 pm

if chuck norris didn't exist, God would have to put me in his place, thus, once again, making me SUPERIOR to all you pathetic humans!
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Postby the drunken fisher on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:53 am

sadly thoug you are a vegtibal, you cant move its just that a computer is hooked up to your brain so it fact we ALL are supirior to you

the only reson the japanies surrenderd in werld war 2 is because they hear that CN was enlisting
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Postby vilheilm on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:47 pm

that was one of the saddest spellings of vegitable i've seen.
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Postby Ammopak on Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:18 pm

SEE WHAT I AM TALKING BOUT
HE CANT SPELL
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Postby vilheilm on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:49 pm

I KNOW
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Postby Acesonfire06 on Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:59 pm

Who won WWII? Chuck Norris

Who can live in Oklahoma and never worry about their house being blown away in a tornado? chuck norris, he just blows on it and it goes away.

Who's faster Flash or Jesse Owens? trick question chuck norris.

what is stronger than a elephant but quieter than a feather? chuck norris

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Postby vilheilm on Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:37 pm

first off cn isn't God, God is God. i don't find God related jokes very funny. Powerthirst is incredible. "when God gives you lemons, you find a new God". you'll have babies! 400 babies! then you give them powerthirst so they can run abnormally fast. enter them in a race against Kenyans. they'll race against Kenyans and get in a tie with Kenyans then the Kenyans will get deported back to Kenya! you'll be going so fast that mother nature will be like slow down and you'll be like f--- you and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEG!!!
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Postby Ammopak on Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:43 am

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby MistaYam on Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:34 am

I'm gonna post a few:

    IF you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.
    Chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
    Chuck once shot down a plane by pointing at is and saying "BOOM"
    Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
    Chuck norris once walked down the streeet with an erection, there were no survivors
    Chuck norris wears superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas
    The boogie man looks under his bed for chuck norris
    Chuck norris once sold his urine and it became the energy drink we all know called red bull :]
    Chuck norris once went to band camp, he ate the percussionist
    There are traces of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick found in krytonite, that is why superman is weakened to it lol
    Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Postby arkman93 on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:16 pm

lolol tahts wat she sed
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby arkman93 on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:17 pm

no offense falling star
troo story i was there
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby arkman93 on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:18 pm

i invited chuck norris to my birthday party... my present was life

EDIT: I, Noah, am a fag for double posting... please kick me in my nuts. i like NUTS!!!!!!.... Thanks. :D
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Reason: EDITED BY: Saved0ne -- Double Posting.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby Saved0ne on Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:05 pm

Read my edit... thanks... and you dis-ing fallingstar? thats a no-no... tsk tsk tsk

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby the drunken fisher on Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:42 pm

question: in a fight to the death who would win master chif or chuck norris?
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Postby MedPak on Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:48 pm

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer had a contest to see who has more balls.


Chuck won by six.
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Postby Saved0ne on Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:06 pm

8 balls? lulz?
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Postby KratosAurion on Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:04 pm

Chuck Norris can kick the sky out of the sky :O
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Postby MedPak on Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:41 pm

Saved0ne wrote:8 balls? lulz?


Ten. Jack had four.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby the drunken fisher on Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:35 pm

you just made that up chuck norris would not let a guy count his balls
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Postby the drunken fisher on Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:48 pm

ok really sorry for doble post, but no one has posted for 2 months.

occording to the laws of quantium physics, chuck norris can round house kick you to the face yeasterday
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby MinstrelHam on Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:37 pm

Why is this thread Chuck Norris Jokes?

It should be Chuck Norris FACTS
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Postby arkman93 on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:55 pm

yes, it should
and here is one that i came up with today in chemistry :P
go to truthorfiction.com and search chuck norris and it says "both"
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