Chuck Norris Jokes

MedPak · by **MedPak** on Thu May 08, 2008 8:27 pm

Everybody tells chuck norris jokes so place them here. ill start

when Chuck Norris Does a push-up the world moves not him.

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Thu May 08, 2008 9:50 pm

Correction:

When CN (Chuck Norris) does push-ups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down...

now my turn

CN uses tabasco sause as eye drops.

fallingstar · by **fallingstar** on Thu May 08, 2008 10:26 pm

FREAKING CORRECTION!!:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

get it strait. *coughchriscough* haha jk.

but yea anyways

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Thu May 08, 2008 10:31 pm

haha!

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

fallingstar · by **fallingstar** on Thu May 08, 2008 11:15 pm

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

fallingstar · by **fallingstar** on Thu May 08, 2008 11:19 pm

oh yea and

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Fri May 09, 2008 10:12 am

CN doesnt get frostbitten... he bites frost.

Ammopak · by **Ammopak** on Sat May 10, 2008 4:19 pm

CN can blow bubbles in beef jerky

matt · by **matt** on Sat May 10, 2008 4:37 pm

CN dosent use guns because he alredy has to many...

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Sat May 10, 2008 5:03 pm

water freezes in fear after CN says freeze.

matt · by **matt** on Sat May 10, 2008 5:09 pm

CN doesnt pay taxes taxes pay chuck norris

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Sat May 10, 2008 11:02 pm

haha CN thinks sam is cool... thats a CN JOKE!!

Ammopak · by **Ammopak** on Tue May 13, 2008 7:04 pm

thanks i guess that may have split meanings

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Tue May 13, 2008 7:24 pm

CN doesnt have to use weapons... he IS a weapon.

DolphinMan1323 · by **DolphinMan1323** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:21 am

Little kids wear Superman pjs. Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs.

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:52 am

CN beat the impossible quiz... literally...

fallingstar · by **fallingstar** on Wed May 14, 2008 5:01 pm

There is no weapon of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

Ammopak · by **Ammopak** on Fri May 16, 2008 9:18 pm

http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

try finding chuck norris on google or just follow this link i swear its not a spam

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Sat May 17, 2008 12:46 pm

CN tears can cure cancer, to bad CN dosent cry.

fallingstar · by **fallingstar** on Sun May 18, 2008 8:48 pm

a better one is

they found the cure to cancer, to bad chuck norris doesnt want to give up his blood.

Saved0ne · by **Saved0ne** on Tue May 20, 2008 5:32 pm

i truly love that link LOL!

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Fri May 23, 2008 1:07 pm

jesus can walk on water, but CN can swim through land.

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:35 pm

nothing to fear but chuck himself

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:43 pm

he doesnt sleep he waits

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:47 pm

cn counted tp infinity twice

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:49 pm

there is no life on mars because chuck went there first

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:54 pm

carmen sandiego is actually chuck norris that is y u cant find carmen sandiego

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Fri May 23, 2008 4:56 pm

willis was talking about walker texas ranger

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:03 pm

6 in a row... bravo, you know that sugar is in tea spoons not cups right??

arkman93 · by **arkman93** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:09 pm

chuck eats sugar from cups

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm

and so do you

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm

and so do you

the drunken fisher · by **the drunken fisher** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:37 pm

wow that was weird

Ammopak · by **Ammopak** on Sat May 24, 2008 6:15 pm

lol i have the best joke ever it is so amazing it is like the best chuck norris joke i can think of it is the best you will ever hear noone has ever told a better joke than this joke like omg it is so good i am just wowed by its majesty and amazingness i cant beliave someone had the brains to make this chuck norris joke he is so great we should get him to join tgs lol i just love this joke. now that was a rant if i have ever heard one ya know rants are just great well here is the joke ps (your a loser if you read my whole rant)

now for the joke
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Ammopak · by **Ammopak** on Sat May 24, 2008 6:20 pm

rank upgrade again

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Who is online